tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29253223674964530912024-03-05T01:56:34.531-08:00.:our blog:.make it simple like pimple :DNyit-nyithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17013880600005131331noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925322367496453091.post-3079637120299805862011-10-14T22:29:00.001-07:002011-10-14T22:29:50.017-07:00formspring.mequestion2~busan2~=.=" <a href="http://www.formspring.me/mazanah3" target="_blank">http://www.formspring.me/mazanah3</a>Nyit-nyithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17013880600005131331noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925322367496453091.post-45960379606376908392011-09-07T07:39:00.000-07:002011-09-07T07:39:15.111-07:00Selamat Sambung Study !amacam cuti sem? best?<br />
cuti sem sudah habis bro..<br />
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so, hari ni nak kongsi sikit lah pasal topik kite hari ni yer. lagipun, blog ni dah lame berhabok. admin2 sume pemalas (termasuk lah yg tgh menulis nih). aku tau admin lain2 sume tggu blog ni ter'<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Verdana", sans-serif;">UPDATE</span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">' </span></span><span style="font-size: small;">dengan sendiri nyer.haha </span><br />
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<em><strong><u><span style="color: red;">SIFAT SAHABAT YANG MULIA</span></u></strong></em><br />
<ul><li><strong>MEMILIKI AKHLAK DAN BUDI PEKERTI YANG BAIK</strong></li>
</ul><strong>--> </strong>seorg kawan yg senang melakukan perintaah Allah. kawan yg salu jugak ajak kita ke arah kebaikan. salu ajak kita solat bila dah masuk waktu.kawan camnilah yang paling mahal !<br />
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<ul><li><strong>MENUTUP KEKURANGAN DAN KEBURUKAN SAHABAT</strong> <strong> </strong><strong></strong></li>
</ul>--> kawan yg tak aibkan sahabat die same ade kat dpan atau kat belakang.kadang2 kita buat gurau jer dgn kawan2 tapi hati kawan sape yg tau. sdeh kawan tu kalau korg bukak aib yg die tak mandi ke, tak gosok gigi ke, tak power main CS mahupun PES ke. ish3 -.-"<strong> </strong><strong> </strong><br />
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<ul><li><strong>MEMPERBESARKAN KEBAIKAN YANG DILAKUKAN SAHABATNYA</strong></li>
</ul>--> kawan camni kan, die suka puji korg punye jasa kat die. contoh nye: "beliau ni lah yg salu tolong aku mase Quiz." atau pun "beliau juge lah yg belanje saye mase saye xde duit". kawan camni sgt bagus ! bukan je bleh tambah baik lagi name korg malah bleh kembang kan hidung korg seluas yg mungkin. ^00^<br />
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<ul><li><strong>MUDAH MENGALAH</strong></li>
</ul><strong>--> </strong>mudah mengalah kat sini bukan bermaksud beliau selalu mengalah ketika main game. kalau mengalah time main game, maksud nye beliau tak power lah tu. HAHAHA (minta maaf pd yg berkenaan ^-^). kawan camni salu mengalah kalau kita ade selisih paham sebab nak jage persahabatan. bagus sangat dapat member camni en. kalau korg bertanding sape lagi hensem, musti beliau mengalah juge.<br />
<ul><li><strong>MENDORONG KITA MENCAPAI KEJAYAAN</strong></li>
</ul><strong> </strong>--> kejayaan dunia dan akhirat. Alhamdulillah. kawan macam ni lah paling direbot2 oleh wanita pada masa kini. tak rugi kalau kita jadik camni.<br />
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SO, KONKLUSI NYA, sama2 lah kita berusaha untuk mencari sahabat yg sebegini. tapi lagi bagus kalau kita usaha jadik sahabat macam kat atas tadi. oleh itu, renung2 kan dan selamat beramal ! <strong> </strong><strong> </strong><br />
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SELAMAT BERPUASA DI BULAN RAMADHAN !!<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">bulan yg dtg skali setahun dalam kalendar Islam nih patut kite same2 manfaatkan dgn perkare yg mendtgkan pahale utk kite sbb bulan ni pahale bergande2 !</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"> tu je yg nak di post..haha.sori xda idea bernas.kite tggu je mase dan waktu seswai..selamat malam kalian :D</span>Nyit-nyithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17013880600005131331noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925322367496453091.post-84169708368709256222011-08-11T21:30:00.000-07:002011-08-11T21:30:53.514-07:00latest post ..HAHAHAHAade admin nak mintak post baru dr admin lain, nak kenal sape?<br />
meh la aku tunjuk kat korg..hehe<br />
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<a href="http://www.facebook.com/ajim.rashid?ref=ts"><span style="color: red;">azim batu</span></a> tekan2..jangan tak tekan :D<br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sihat?Harapnya hati-hati semua masih lagi dalam keadaan yang sentiasa bersih dan diterangi dengan cahaya yang terang walaupun adakalanya anda tercalit dengan bintik-bintik hitam yang semakin lama semakin banyak jika tidak dicuci dengan axion(clorox pun bleh..=).. ). Memandangkan cuti yang panjang, sedih melihat ramai dikalangan anda(tidak terkecuali yang menulis) setiap hari bintik-bintik hitam mula melekat tanpa anda sedari. Inilah yang dinamakn ujian Iman yang sebenar. Teringat kata-kata seorang sahabat " nak tengok iman kita kuat ke x tengoklah masa cuti nanti ".....persoalan yang sering timbul dalam diri penulis" Kenapa kalau kat U boleh fully berjemaah tetapi kalau di rumah x bleh sepenuhnya?Kenapa kalau kat U bleh puasa sunat tiap isnin khamis tetapi kalau dirumah jarang sekali? Kenapa kalau kat U boleh istiqamah mengaji 5 muka setiap hari tetapi dirumah makin kurang?Hmmm bagi penulis ujian yg susah adalah apabila berada di rumah sewaktu musim cuti.......bagi yang lain mungkin bertambah baik( teruknya penulis ni)....</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUDQ7qb4b_vmoiA5gqVPULaqPe3sQEreYh49nypnAnPRTbejAD" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="128" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUDQ7qb4b_vmoiA5gqVPULaqPe3sQEreYh49nypnAnPRTbejAD" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">macam ni kut cuti si penulis</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><u>ALLAH MENGUJI KITA</u></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i>wasiat imam Ghazali: </i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i>"ujian datang silih berganti . ia merupakan warna kehidupan setiap insan . Laluilah ia dengan sabar agar kualiti iman kita meningkat. Kerana ujian itu adalah untuk mematangkan iman kita."</i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Wah peluang terbaik tuk mematangkan iman dalam waktu cuti! Ganjarannya pun lumayan</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">namun ramai yang KECUNDANG. oh.tidak! </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kehidupan di alam ciptaan tuhan ini tidak terkecuali daripada berhadapan dengan ujian dan cabaran.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Selagi ruh tidak teputus dari jasadnya selagi itulah kita perlu berusaha tuk meningkatkan iman kita. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hmmm a<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;">t least masih boleh tangguh stdy last² minute, sebab tau bila hari exam.(teringat final yang lepas (^_^)v.</span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kalau amal kita, boleh ke pulun last² minute, sebab tak tau bila hari kematian?</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: justify;">Pesakit hiv AIDS dan paling 'beruntung' banduan yg akan dihukum gantung rasa sedikit lega </div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: justify;">Kita? Mungkin secara luaran kita tengok diorg 'terpenjara', tapi dari 1 perspektif, siapa yang lebih 'beruntung' sekarang?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">Welcome to death!</span></span></span></div></span><div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Malaikat maut takkan bagi notis jangka hayat."Ok esok ko akan mati,jadi pulunlah abis-abisan amalan yg nak ditambah. bagi yg tetinggal boleh diqado'kan secepat mungkin." klau ade seronoklah semua manusia....boleh berparti lama-lama. namun Allah mahu menguji hamba-hambanya dengan merahsiakan kematian kita walaupun semuanya telah tercatat di luh mahfuz. Allah sentiasa me</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">nguji manusia dengan pelbagai ujian , apatah lagi orang beriman dan kuat beribadat. Tujuannnya untuk menilai sejauh mana tahap kesabaran manusia serta melihat keistiqamahan<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(<----cam x btul je penggunaan kata ni)</span></i> kita dalam mengerjakan amal ibadatnya.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i>Dalam firman Allah ada menyebut;</i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i><br />
</i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i> "dan demi sesungguhnya Kami akan menguji kamu sehingga kami ketahui orang-orang yang berjuang di antaramu dan orang-orang yang sabar dan (sehingga) kami siarkan perkhabaranmu."</i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i><br />
</i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i> (Muhammad, ayat 31)</i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Lihat kembali perjalanan hidup kalangan utusan Allah dan solihin, mereka juga tidak terkecuali daripada uijian jika nak dibandingkan dengan ujian cuti tiga minggu(bagi yang amek short sem). rebutlah peluang diwaktu cuti ni dengan amalan-amalan seperti berikut walaupun sedikit namun akan menjadi kualiti jika dilakukan dengan penuh ikhlas dan istiqamah.......=)</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Qiamullail (1x/ minggu)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;"><i>(Ya Allah kuatkankanlah hati hambamu ini untuk ku sujud kepadamu)</i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif;">Dhuha (1x/ minggu)</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">(solat dhuha sebagai ruh rezeki)</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif;">Ma’tsurat Sughra (1x/ hari)</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">(sesiapa yang membacanya pada waktu pagi akan dipelihara oleh Allah sehingga waktu petang)</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif;">Tilawah Quran (2 muka/ hari)</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">("</span></i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">Barangsiapa membaca satu huruf daripada Kitabullah maka baginya satu kebajikan dan setiap kebajikan sepuluh kali gandanya.";petikan dari hadis nabi. kalau dua muka?)</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif;">Rawatib (4 rakaat/ hari)</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">(alhamdulillah.. dapat menampung solat fardhu yang tidak sempurna)</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Bacaan Islami</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">(kenalkah kita dengan Abu ubaidah bin Al-Jarrah?klu x knal lgi marilah kita sama2 mengenalnya.seorang sahabat yang telah membunuh bapanya sendiri.nak tau lebih lanjut inilah masanya)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Hafalan Quran (At Tariq- Al Ikhlas)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;">(dulu time kecil2 dah hafal banyak dah tapi sekarang dah banyak lupa. astaghfirullahalazim)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;"><br />
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</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRebIRrAipRUjpy1nOltZkprPXg_tCUAc6bIYxKze4_5M9sFLeG7g" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><img border="0" height="307" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRebIRrAipRUjpy1nOltZkprPXg_tCUAc6bIYxKze4_5M9sFLeG7g" width="400" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"> jagalah hati ku ini Ya Allah</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: x-small;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">ok lah sampai sini je dulu .....</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">wassalam....tata titi tutu......(^_^)v..</span></span></div></div></div>Nyit-nyithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17013880600005131331noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925322367496453091.post-48673001673241013622011-03-28T20:38:00.000-07:002011-03-28T20:38:57.441-07:00EXAM!EXAM!EXAM!<div style="text-align: center;"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:DoNotPromoteQF/> <w:LidThemeOther>EN-MY</w:LidThemeOther> <w:LidThemeAsian>X-NONE</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/> <w:DontVertAlignCellWithSp/> <w:DontBreakConstrainedForcedTables/> <w:DontVertAlignInTxbx/> <w:Word11KerningPairs/> <w:CachedColBalance/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> <m:mathPr> <m:mathFont m:val="Cambria Math"/> <m:brkBin m:val="before"/> <m:brkBinSub m:val="--"/> <m:smallFrac m:val="off"/> <m:dispDef/> <m:lMargin m:val="0"/> <m:rMargin m:val="0"/> <m:defJc m:val="centerGroup"/> <m:wrapIndent m:val="1440"/> <m:intLim m:val="subSup"/> <m:naryLim m:val="undOvr"/> </m:mathPr></w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "(el&font BLOCK)"; font-size: 72pt; line-height: 115%;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Assalaaamualaikum</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">wahh..lame da xupdate blog nih..perghh...skunk seme cowok2 ganteng blog ni tngh exam..so...</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.scamfreeinternet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/stress_student-226x300.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.scamfreeinternet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/stress_student-226x300.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">kami stressssss!!!..tp dlm stress2 ade gelak juga...so kitorng ni>></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.skelliewag.org/post_images/crazy_blogger.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="223" src="http://www.skelliewag.org/post_images/crazy_blogger.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">GEGILERRRR...HUHU...</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://goodbadandugly2.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/crazy-peeps.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="238" src="http://goodbadandugly2.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/crazy-peeps.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"> BERHATI2 dngn kitorng r...insane at play worrr...hahaha</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">pape un wish us all da best pliss...</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">study2 jugak..</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">kalau da bengang sangat or stress sngt..buat je cmni..</span></span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.aimannajmy.com/gambar/fart.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="318" src="http://www.aimannajmy.com/gambar/fart.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span> </span> <br />
ngeh3...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">lastly................</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFVSF6kG1ZL2amNmU6wiAPgWKinVXwnJRnld-BDNORitEVNpMEfQeNT1HZ5u6gQQMkZEsVmxzu6UjliYBfsTm7xERM_xzQ-fiFcNctaZUc2nyOLII8rPdDNj9jlmJZrUx68OF1zerNNC0/s1600/kentut1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFVSF6kG1ZL2amNmU6wiAPgWKinVXwnJRnld-BDNORitEVNpMEfQeNT1HZ5u6gQQMkZEsVmxzu6UjliYBfsTm7xERM_xzQ-fiFcNctaZUc2nyOLII8rPdDNj9jlmJZrUx68OF1zerNNC0/s1600/kentut1.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"> angkat vuntut..hehehe...bui3</span></span></div>Nyit-nyithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17013880600005131331noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925322367496453091.post-49220161311687964902011-01-06T07:48:00.000-08:002011-01-09T21:19:58.451-08:00Selamat Tahun Baru!kpd sume kawan2,,samat taun baru,jgn la asyik nak maen game je! sem1 da byk bg pngajaran kat kite en??<br />
ni aku nk compile kan pe yg kte da buat kat cni slame 1 sem..hee,,jgn mara2 yer!<br />
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1. bangun pagi, gosok gigi..sume ni mende bese buat manusie normal,,tp x kpd sstgh org..hee, da la bgn lmbat, kelas kul 8 lak tuh, bgn nye kul 7.45..dan2 la die g kelas xmandi,ngeh3..(pd yg bkait, hrp maaf..XD).smpai kat kelas je, ayat fes kua dr mulut,,"wei, sjuk oh badan..mandi lame sgt..uhuk2"..(alasan la weyh.. da mask la ngan sume nih)..kdg2 uh, yg si xmandi tu, tudoh lak org laen xmandi.."wei, asal bau cam shit je ni..ko xmandi ea?".."aku pulop.mung la yg dop mandi lg.kawe awe suboh lg da mandi.."..<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">auuuuu~~vuntut cumil2..hahahaha..under18 xleh tngok ea..hahaha</td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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2. pegi kelas dgn niat utk stadi! tp..ade pkare laen yg blaku ktika waktu stadi nih blgsung..huh.bg yg laki2, masuk kelas je sti carik port blakang2,,sng sket nak usha,,kan2??hahhaa!tak kurang jugak pd yg nk tdo kt kelas,xkan nk dpn lak kan? sti la blkg2..ble stat lcter je, mule2 tmpu la, 2 minit pastu,,"babun, aku xphm la pe mamat ni ckp".."cane ko nk paham,,da die ckp english tamil nye,".."bapak laju die ajar..pehal eh?"..."mane x laju nye,,kalo lmbt abes,lmbat la beliau nak balek Nigeria.."..ble tym buat Quiz, msg2 plh membe dok sblh..yang genius dicari, yg kurg genius(x bape bijak lah..) mencari..ble stat je quiz, mate msg2 cam brg hantu, ade yg psg pale 180" nk cilok jwpn..hahaha.hampeh,, ble kantoi.."Brother!dont cheat!do it urself!".."ofcoz im doing it myself..i tiru die dgn usehe sye cndri.."..XP.ahaha..aku suke tol dgr alasan mcm nih..syg ko!ble dpt markah tggi,, lupe lgsg kat sumber markah tggi die uh..hampaih~.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">kaci la jawapan ckit,kalu na kc sume un xpe..hahahaha</td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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3.makan kat cafe bsame2..tp kalo nk bsame2,, susa la.sbb ble blek kelas je, sti ade kwn tu da makan lu.."babun,, mkan x ajak!".."babun mane mkn ajak2 nih..hahaha"..xabeh2 dgn babun2.pastu ble da abes makan kat cafe, xreti22 nak blah.ade je cter nk dibukak.hampeh~makan pkul 7.45,,smpai blik 9.lame uh..tym nak amek makanan kt cafe uh,,mule2 tgk lauk dlu..sdp x sdp,byk xbyk..ade gak yg xnk makan sbb xbyk lauk..."lauk x byk lah..malas nk makan.".."lah..ko bukan makan sume lauk pon,ko amek cket gak nanti."..thumbs up utk org mcm nih..haha.da la makan memilih, nak mkn ayam, sotong, ikan,,,ble kne RM5 je,,"mahal gler weyh!"..."makan nk murah bankrup la cafe makcik ni oi"..<br />
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4.main game. kalo bab maen game ni,,hati2 lah.coz kalo korg masuk blok ali F1.7 compartment C, kalo org tu tgh men pes2011, ko jgn kaco.nanti die kua ayat.."ko dtg bawak.shi*l...ish, malas aku nak sbut..!"..kalo maen CS rmai2, memg xhengat dunie la msg2..asgment ke repot ke tutorial ke mahu pon kelas ke..snggup diabai kan..kbiasaan nye kpd loser game, die xkan pts ase smpai die menang..kalo da kala satu match, sti nk repeat smpai menang,,slagi xmenang, jgn hrp lah nk tgk mamat uh tdo.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">woah!!kala lagi??!!,kata nate kpd nyit2..hahahaXD</td></tr>
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saje2 nak mrepek..blog xde post kan..hampeh nye admin.xbuat keje ker?Nyit-nyithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17013880600005131331noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925322367496453091.post-73405479648495497972010-12-26T03:00:00.000-08:002010-12-26T03:00:23.446-08:00NIKMAT PENGELUAR,DERITA PENGGUNA....<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table>kentot? ape itu kentut? korg tau ape tu kentot? ke korg tau kentot jer?? ish3..bg korg kentot ni jijik tp pdhl korg sndri yg byk kntot..kan3??hik3! kat cni ktorg nak bg satu(beberape..) fakta tentang kentot.<br />
1. Manusia yang buang angin (atau kentot la..) boleh menghasilkan tenaga yang mampu memengsan kan atau melumpuh kan seekor..tidak3!! <span style="font-size: x-large;">SEKAWAN GAJAH!<span style="font-size: small;">.HAHA,ni btol3. bukan maen2,, xcaye tnye cikgu or lecturer korang.hi3..</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">2. </span></span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">Suara</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">dihasilkan</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">oleh</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">getaran</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">pembukaan</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">dubur</span><span class="" title="Click for alternate translations">.</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">Suara bergantung</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">pada</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">kelajuan</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">pengusiran</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">gas</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">dan</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">ketatnya</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">otot</span><span class="atn" title="Click for alternate translations">-</span><span class="" title="Click for alternate translations">otot</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">sphincter</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">di</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">anus</span><span class="" title="Click for alternate translations">.</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">Berlawanan</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">dengan</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">salah faham</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">yang</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">popular</span><span class="" title="Click for alternate translations">,</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">suara</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">kentut</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">tidak</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">dihasilkan</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">oleh</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">mengepakkan</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">dari</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">pipi</span> <span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">vuntut..(harap2 korg paham lah yer..XD)</span></span><br />
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<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">seterusnye, kami nak bicare kan jenis2 kentot.ni ilmu nih! ilmu xkire baek ke buruk, asal kan ilmu baek korg tau..hee</span></span><br />
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<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">1.Kentut berbunyi tapi tidak berbau.</span></span><br />
<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations">-kentot camni adelah kentot org yg sihat lg bersih..kentot mcm ni lah yg menjadik idaman manusie..(tapi xrmai yg dpt kntot cmni..:P), biase nye berbunyi <span style="font-size: x-large;">"PROOOOTTTTTTT".<span style="font-size: small;">tapi egt! xsume dapat,,hnye yg bernaseb baek shje.(sperti aku..admin oh!kentut..hehehe)</span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">2.Kentut yang berbunyi dan berbau.</span></span></span></span><br />
<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">-ini adelah gol. kurg bernaseb baek..mreka sngke kan kentot mreka brbunyi adelah sihat.tp malang tidak berbau, kentot mreka berbau..ish3..(gol.kelas ke2). kebiasaanye kentot mreka berbunyi sebegini..</span></span></span></span><br />
<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">"PRUUUUUTTTTSHAAHHH".<span style="font-size: small;">kasihan mereka..mngharap kan wangi tapi dpt busuk..huu ;(</span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">3.Kentut tidak berbunyi tapi berbau.</span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">-ini adelah gol. plg dahsyat..!!!zalim! sebab tidak melepaskan angin pd tmpat nyer..! bunyik nye ala2 mcm ni</span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">"SHHIIIIISSSSSSHHHWUUSSAAA".<span style="font-size: small;">(acong nye je cmni..laen sume normal)..bese org cmni berak x basoh!! memg xde ke'hygiene'nan btol!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">soo..ini sumer ilmu, <span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">JANGANLAH MERASA JIJIK KERANA ANDA JUGA PENGENTUT.<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">SEBAR2KAN YE! SELAMAT BERAMAL!</span></span></span></span> </span></span> </span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">iluvkentut.com..hee:)</td></tr>
</tbody></table><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ms"><span class="hps" title="Click for alternate translations"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span> </span></span></span></span>Nyit-nyithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17013880600005131331noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925322367496453091.post-62581206300287822122010-12-25T01:28:00.000-08:002010-12-25T01:28:56.438-08:00JOM BERMAKSIAT KALAU MAMPU PENUHI SYARAT2 DTETAPKAN!!!!!Suatu hari ada seorang lelaki yang menemui Ibrahim bin Adham. Dia berkata, “Wahai Aba Ishak! Selama ini aku gemar bermaksiat. Tolong berikan aku nasihat.”<br />
Setelah mendengar perkataan tersebut Ibrahim berkata, “Jika kamu mahu menerima lima syarat dan mampu melaksanakannya, maka bolehlah kamu melakukan maksiat.”<br />
Lelaki itu dengan tidak sabar-sabar bertanya, “Apakah syarat-syarat itu, wahai Aba Ishak?”<br />
Ibrahim bin Adham berkata, “Syarat pertama, jika kamu bermaksiat kepada Allah, jangan memakan rezekinya.”<br />
Mendengar itu dia mengenyitkan kening seraya berkata, “Dari mana aku mahu makan? Bukankah semua yang ada di bumi ini rezeki Allah?”<br />
“Ya!” tegas Ibrahim bin Adham. “Kalau kamu sudah memahaminya, masih mampukah memakan rezekinya, sedangkan kamu selalu berkeinginan melanggar laranganNya?”<br />
“Yang kedua,” kata Ibrahim, “Kalau mahu bermaksiat, jangan tinggal di bumiNya!”<br />
Syarat ini membuat lelaki itu terkejut setengah mati. Ibrahim kembali berkata kepadanya, “Wahai Abdullah, fikirkanlah, apakah kamu layak memakan rezekiNya dan tinggal di bumiNya, sedangkan kamu melanggar segala laranganNya?”<br />
“Ya! Anda benar.” kata lelaki itu.<br />
Dia kemudian menanyakan syarat yang ketiga. Ibrahim menjawab, “Kalau kamu masih mahu bermaksiat, carilah tempat tersembunyi yang tidak dapat terlihat olehNya!”<br />
Lelaki itu kembali terperanjat dan berkata, “Wahai Ibrahim, ini nasihat macam mana? Mana mungkin Allah tidak melihat kita?”<br />
“Ya, kalau memang yakin demikian, apakah kamu masih berkeinginan melakukan maksiat?” kata Ibrahim.<br />
Lelaki itu mengangguk dan meminta syarat yang keempat. Ibrahim melanjutkan, “Kalau malaikat maut datang hendak mencabut rohmu, katakanlah kepadanya; Ketepikan kematianku dulu. Aku masih mahu bertaubat dan melakukan amal soleh.”<br />
Kemudian lelaki itu menggelengkan kepala dan segera tersedar, “Wahai Ibrahim, mana mungkin malaikat maut akan memenuhi permintaanku?”<br />
“Wahai Abdullah, kalau kamu sudah meyakini bahawa kamu tidak boleh menunda dan mengundurkan datangnya kematianmu, lalu bagaimana engkau boleh lari dari kemurkaan Allah?”<br />
“Baiklah, apa syarat yang kelima?”<br />
Ibrahim pun menjawab, “Wahai Abdullah kalau malaikat Zabaniyah datang hendak mengiringmu ke api neraka di hari kiamat nanti, jangan engkau ikut bersamanya.”<br />
Perkataan tersebut membuat lelaki itu insaf. Dia berkata, “Wahai Aba Ishak, sudah pasti malaikat itu tidak membiarkan aku menolak kehendaknya.”<br />
Dia tidak tahan lagi mendengar perkataan Ibrahim. Air matanya bercucuran. “Mulai saat ini aku bertaubat kepada Allah.” katanya sambil terisak-isak.<br />
Allahu a’lam bisshawab.<br />
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~apip~Nyit-nyithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17013880600005131331noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925322367496453091.post-46007087125775816022010-12-24T21:33:00.000-08:002010-12-24T21:33:41.178-08:00Blog baru buat!<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hari ni hari pertame ktorg sume create blog..xtau pape pon pasl blog.saje ngade2 nak buat..kot2 bosan ke, nak ngutok membe ke, (lecturer bley gak..hehehehe), </span></span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">ni la ktorg..macam foreiner je sume.lg2 azim, macam ikan je.ngeh3</td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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so, kpd sape2 yg tjumpe blog ni.rajin2 la follow, ktorg minx tnjuk ajar dr korg.so, selamat <span style="font-size: x-large;">berkentot!!:)</span>Nyit-nyithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17013880600005131331noreply@blogger.com0